he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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