I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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