I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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