SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
You tried to tip the Uber driver with a meatball sub. Then, when he refused your meatball sub...you demanded he take you to the corner with the hookers. The valet has your keys and water balloons. I'm glad you're only in Chicago for the weekend.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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