You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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