I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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