So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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