i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Even the bartender felt bad for me
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Randomize
