So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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