it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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