I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
Randomize
