Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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