He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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