I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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