I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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