Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
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