i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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