Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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