you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I think people are normalizing furries
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
Randomize
