Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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