i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
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