we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
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