I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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