he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
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If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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