I hate your face
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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