He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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