So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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