i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
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