then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
tell me about the fingering
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