your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
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