elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
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