I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
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