i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
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