What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
whose parrot is this?
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
