JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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