butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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