yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
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