I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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