Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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