no. you can't hotbox the world.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
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