Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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