With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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