If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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