Don't you send me to vm
I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
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I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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