Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
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