well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
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