I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
So vagazzling was a success
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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