On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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