We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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