# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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